On Day 3 of Mini-Me being a pill after her shots, I walked in the door after trying to settle her down with a walk around the neighborhood. When I got home, I was exhausted, she was screaming and squirming, and Papa made up a little song to try to cheer me up:
If you're not good to Mummy,
I'll tell you what we'll do
We'll put you in your bear costume
And give you to the zoo.
If you're not nice to Mummy,
We'll put you in a pack
We'll cover it with postage stamps,
And we will send you back!
Unfortunately, it's not the kind of song you want to be overheard muttering while you walk around Babies'R'Us. It's the type of humor that may only be funny if you've been there, recently.
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