Friday, August 17, 2007

Redefinition

I think I may be understanding what it feels like to be a big-breasted woman - when I run into strangers on the street, they don't look me in the eye anymore - their gaze goes right to the belly.

Oh, and to the rude woman who pushed me to cut in front of me in line at the candy store: I'm sorry to see your two grandchildren don't have a better role model for a grandmother, and I'm sure I was more uncomfortable standing in line for ten minutes than you were!

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